Thursday, March 28, 2013

Lady Gaga B-Day Party Flop


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We're at a loss here at the Haus of #flow...

Still got these three VIP invites for Lady Gaga's Birthday Party...

No one appears to want them...

Ok, everyone's heard that Madonna, Bono, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Karl Lagerfeld...

(the list goes on and on and on)

All cancelled... 

Anyway, the tickets are up for grabs...

(damn, can't even sell them on the black-market)

Lady Gaga - Telephone

"Hello dear, Elton here, gosh, sorry old gal, you see... I have this thing..."

Lindsey Vonn & the Golfing Sex Addict


Fotos: Internet

Best female skier of the Planet.

All her stars smiling...

And now...

She's with Tiger Woods!!!

Is it a publicity stunt or what?

Hasn't she heard "Once a cheater, always a cheater?"

And let's not forget that he has a "severe" condition...

Ohhhh, yes, it's a big deal in the USA!

Sex-Addiction, yeah!!!

They have clinics and the whole kaboodle.

For the poor people who can't be faithful...

So, they are exonerated...

Because it's a medical condition... NOT!!!

And... it only seems to affect celebrities, funny fact, isn't it?



Ohhh, what a lovely couple...

King James and The Heat




The great LeBron James.

Took over as #1 from Kobe Bryant.

Amazes the world with his game.

Image-wise, a fantastic "product".

Leads the Miami Heat to amazing heights.

(well, sadly their 27-game winning streak just came to a halt...)

Now, comparisons are odious, it is always said...

But...

Will he continue the glory-path to reach the mark of Michael Jordan?

(feat which the likes of Kobe have not achieved)



In the meantime...

Michael's Air Throne still remains vacant!


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Taylor Swift - Lonely & Confused




She's...

Happy.

Confused.

Lonely.

At the same time.

(quoting her Twitter profile)

I don't really know her music.

Aside from her success...

She seems sweet.

Nice vibes.



ps: and gorgeous!!!


Easter Bunny





He's kinda like Santa Claus...

(stuff of legends!)

The difference is that the Bunny brings... eggs.

The tradition comes from the region of Alsace.

First mention about the Bunny  (originally a "Hare") dates back to 1682.

This custom has been exported all around since.

Anyway, to those of you who celebrate Easter...

Have a good one and find many eggs!!!

Rihanna to Stop Party Frenzy




Robyn Rihanna Fenty, from Barbados.

Apparently overdoing it...

Too much of this, too much of that.

For now, they're calling it "Laringitis".

She was born in 1988.

So...

If she doesn't want to join the "27 Club" in 2015...

Maybe... SLOW DOWN!!!

Rihanna, LOUD Tour, Belfast cropped 2.jpg

No need to join Hendrix, Joplin, Morrisson, Kobain, Winehouse et al...

ps: by the by, Lady Gaga is turning 27 tomorrow...

pss: "No more monkeys jumping on the bed... for that is what the Doctor said!"


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Hi-Tech Future? Good?




The speed of technology is frightening...

It's so fast that the consumers can't even keep up...

Buy this, upgrade to that...

(because you NEED it!!!)

Gadgets, gadgets and more gadgets...

Promising to make life better.

Some actually do improve lots of things.

But...

Aside from the benefits...

Don't you think we're more and more...

Under CONTROL???



Ford India Big Fiasco


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Ouchhhhhh...

That's gotta hurt!!!

Now, Ford apologised for this shiaaaat...

But... Did they play this?

The messed-up world of Advertising...

Always playing...

With our minds!!!

(there are also good ones, real artists, no doubt)

ps: what does Berlusconi have to say? 


China: Keychains with Living Animals...




Remember the Tamagotchi?

Cute...

Then came the App.

Now, in China...

You can get a LIVE turtle, frog or fish... And more!

In a plastic-bag as a keychain!!!

Don't worry, it comes with water and food...

What the F is going on in #China???

Do they know something we don't?

Do these keychain-pets transmit magic powers?



Ohhhh, don't miss out on the artificially dyed frogs!!!

Monday, March 25, 2013

Maxima soon to become Queen




Just look at her smile...

The Dutch love her.

The Press loves her.

I guess Argies love her too.

Like Pope Francis...

A Queen from the End of the World!

(in little over a month)



ps: imagine this picture: Messi, Pope Francis & Maxima, having tea!


You Snooze You Lose?




Some people get up without the need for an alarm clock.

Some people get up before the alarm rings.

Some people jump out of bed, ready for action, at the first sound of the alarm.

And...

Some people are into the SNOOZE!!!

Which one are you?

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ps: I confess, I'm a Snoozer!



Sunday, March 24, 2013

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Oliver Koletzki feat. Fran - Hypnotized


Hit a high stride at Prince Charles in #Berlin, last Thursday.

Nice guy, nice beat.

Go Oliver!


Roger Federer




Living legend of the game of tennis.

Still on the courts. 

Facing an amazing generation of younger players...

Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Andy Murray & Co.

Always a gentleman.

It's not only about all he's won.

It's about how.

With such style and class.

Thank you Roger.

Rape




There are many atrocities...

Happening every hour, every day.

Take your pick...

Murder, torture, etc.

But RAPE...

It's when I feel the Death Penalty is the only fitting punishment.



ps: what allegedly is done to rapists in prison is no relief...

Friday, March 22, 2013

Superman




When I was I kid  I wanted to be Superman.

(a part of me still toys with the fantasy)

And I know I'm not being original or anything.

Then there's Nietzsche with his theoretical take, the Übermensch and all that...

But...

To fly... Yeahhhhhhhh!!!

(and all the other super-powers)

Well...

Being a super-hero in everyday life...

With all the struggles, etc.

That's the potato.



ps: what's your favourite super-hero?

pss: and... if it's Superman... what's your Kryptonite?

Bruce Springsteen - Pedophile?





I like "some" of his songs.

And of those, "I'm on fire" is my favourite.

But...

I've been listening to the lyrics with attention.

(which I hadn't done before)

What do you make of this?

"Hey little girl is your daddy home
Did he go and leave you all alone
I got a bad desire
I'm on fire...

Tell me now baby is he good to you
Can he do to you the things that I do
I can take you higher
I'm on fire..."

And it goes on...

What the F, Boss?




ps: my daughter is not going to your concert!!!